Wednesday, April 19, 2006

operation: prospies

Last week I got an e-mail from the Student Honors Board begging for me to host one of the 150 prospective students who are coming to the Honors Overnight tomorrow.

Last year about this time, I myself attended an Honors Overnight. I took the train down from Philly with NJ and JP, was accosted by an ugly dude we named "Playa" who I still see around sometimes, and spent the night helping make sandwiches for the homeless in the school spiritual center.

So I read the e-mail and felt really guilty for not hosting a prospie, since I am actually a product of an overnight, and me and my roommate decided to go ahead and host some!

But we don't know what to do with them. We had a prospective once and it didn't turn out too well. She was this girl named Star who wanted to major in health-something. We told her not to go to our school 'cause...that's not a major here. So she spent the night in the lounge talking to her cousin who came with her, and we got drunk.

I would like to get drunk again tomorrow, but supposedly if you give alcohol to a prospie you get kicked out of school.

So, seriously? WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM? The monuments are clich├ęd and everything else is closed at night. It's not like they come prepared to go clubbing. (At least...I hope they don't...that's weird.) Way to be a party town, DC.


At 7:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Super color scheme, I like it! Good job. Go on.


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