Friday, June 30, 2006

Clark Kent - glasses = Superman

Now, I will admit that I know nothing about Superman, except for what I've learned from watching 2 or 3 episodes of Smallville: he is brunette; he can run and fly real fast; kryptonite is bad; he's a fan of alliteration.

What I did not know is that everyone around him is RETARDED.

SUPERMAN: Hello, Lois.

LOIS LANE: Hello, Superman! *swoon*

SUPERMAN: I...I have something to tell you, Lois. I've been keeping a secret from you and I just can't do it any longer. I...I'm Clark Kent.

SUPERMAN: See? I just put on these glasses...and smooth out my hair...and ta-da! Goodbye Man of Steel, hello nerdy impotent reporter!

LOIS LANE: OMG!!!!!11!!1!

LOIS LANE: Clark, you just missed him! Superman was TOTALLY JUST HERE OMG!!!

SUPERMAN: I'm not sure you understand me, Lois. I AM Superman. AND Clark Kent. Clark Kent and Superman - same guy. Clark is just my alter-ego. A disguise. A fa├žade, if you will.

LOIS LANE: Where'd Clark go? Oh well. Superman, you're back! *swoon*

KEVIN SPACEY: I'm Kevin Spacey!


At 3:50 PM, Blogger lil' meshugina said...'ve pretty much got the gist of the entire comic. although you will be excited to know that eventually lois grasps the concept.


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