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The other day I sent in a cover letter and resume for an internship at a photography/design studio. Now I have an interview next Tuesday. And I have to bring "my portfolio."

!!! I don't have a portfolio. I have a giant stack of prints, most of which have dust specks that I never bothered to spot-tone. (I don't think the ink I bought at the photo store months ago even matched my stuff correctly.) Now I have to choose at least 10 of my "best," which does not leave me with much to choose from, and try not to seem retarded when they interview me. Which is something I tend to have issues with.

Aw crap.